A recliner is a wonderful thing,
better than Google or Microsoft's Bing.
Let me sit my ass down
before I up and frown
for the work I would do--
should, could, must, or have to.
Today's next day's yester,
and time just a jester.
Yes, I'll get to it soon,
first I'll recline 'nd swoon.
I'll be comfy and warm.
Nawt nuttin I need do
'fore my life becomes goo;
and stuck to the pleather
I'll just watch the weather.
I shun all who perform!
