t'would have you know this rash's my bashful blush
'bout romance story's tale their courtly love
it takes me from this day's harsh gnash to rush
fit for minds to hide nature's sweet soft glove
day's din my ears do hear our woes and pain
nights bring the -mare I mount for hours wake
the gentle'r soul this world can't stand the strain
for the all-hell we wreck and can't forsake
we commit inhumane to others mean
may kindness sweet among our peoples reign
the milk too spoiled to save and reap the cream
beyond the confines of the known Dare deign
or 'scape in breach ideal romantic's zone
then embrace the hope of those deeds we'd own
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